May 2013
my favorite disney princess is me
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
nickelode0n:
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
